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</description><title>robbed</title><generator>Tumblr (3.0; @robbed)</generator><link>http://robbed.tumblr.com/</link><item><title>wtf! THE KING OF FIGHTERS 2009: BASKETBALL ON FIRE</title><description>&lt;img src="http://4.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ktjj2jRTRe1qzpv9to1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;wtf! &lt;a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/grandbigbird/sets/72157620863029252/"&gt;THE KING OF FIGHTERS 2009: BASKETBALL ON FIRE&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://robbed.tumblr.com/post/253779489</link><guid>http://robbed.tumblr.com/post/253779489</guid><pubDate>Sun, 22 Nov 2009 18:32:00 -0800</pubDate><category>lebron</category><category>basketball</category><category>king of fighters</category></item><item><title>Twitter stats. Updates per month: My followers wish my 2010...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://5.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ktja9oue7V1qzpv9to1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Twitter stats. Updates per month: My followers wish my 2010 update rate will be more like 2008 and less like 2009. I will do my best.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://robbed.tumblr.com/post/253567270</link><guid>http://robbed.tumblr.com/post/253567270</guid><pubDate>Sun, 22 Nov 2009 15:22:00 -0800</pubDate><category>twitter</category></item><item><title>laurenylissaa:

waow.
</title><description>&lt;img src="http://6.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kted23rqkV1qzlmq9o1_400.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://laurenylissaa.tumblr.com/post/250586157/waow"&gt;laurenylissaa&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;waow.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://robbed.tumblr.com/post/251710780</link><guid>http://robbed.tumblr.com/post/251710780</guid><pubDate>Sat, 21 Nov 2009 00:24:16 -0800</pubDate></item><item><title>Chris Douglas-Roberts needs a smaller font. Or two lines. Or...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://8.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ktcdowcrta1qzpv9to1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Chris Douglas-Roberts needs a smaller font. Or two lines. Or something. This jersey is just ridiculous.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://robbed.tumblr.com/post/249335276</link><guid>http://robbed.tumblr.com/post/249335276</guid><pubDate>Wed, 18 Nov 2009 21:53:20 -0800</pubDate></item><item><title>Ron Artest is hilarious</title><description>&lt;object width="400" height="336"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/vu1zMV5j0fo&amp;rel=0&amp;egm=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;fs=1"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/vu1zMV5j0fo&amp;rel=0&amp;egm=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Ron Artest is hilarious&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://robbed.tumblr.com/post/245800691</link><guid>http://robbed.tumblr.com/post/245800691</guid><pubDate>Mon, 16 Nov 2009 00:08:09 -0800</pubDate><category>artest</category><category>ariza</category></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://18.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kt68bz1keh1qzpv9to1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://robbed.tumblr.com/post/245215965</link><guid>http://robbed.tumblr.com/post/245215965</guid><pubDate>Sun, 15 Nov 2009 14:11:59 -0800</pubDate></item><item><title>(via pixonu)</title><description>&lt;img src="http://16.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kt0f1jAtQi1qzfswoo1_400.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;(via &lt;a href="http://pixonu.tumblr.com/"&gt;pixonu&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://robbed.tumblr.com/post/242381380</link><guid>http://robbed.tumblr.com/post/242381380</guid><pubDate>Fri, 13 Nov 2009 00:17:24 -0800</pubDate></item><item><title>ha</title><description>&lt;img src="http://20.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ksx8olVrXv1qzpv9to1_250.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;ha&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://robbed.tumblr.com/post/239711825</link><guid>http://robbed.tumblr.com/post/239711825</guid><pubDate>Tue, 10 Nov 2009 17:41:09 -0800</pubDate></item><item><title>Google’s 40th Anniversary of Sesame Street logos</title><description>&lt;img src="http://15.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kswp7sUnSZ1qzpv9to1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Google’s 40th Anniversary of Sesame Street logos&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://robbed.tumblr.com/post/239344906</link><guid>http://robbed.tumblr.com/post/239344906</guid><pubDate>Tue, 10 Nov 2009 10:40:40 -0800</pubDate></item><item><title>Kevin Durant busts out his impression of the wrong MJ.</title><description>&lt;img src="http://17.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kstofuLsAi1qzpv9to1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Kevin Durant busts out his impression of the wrong MJ.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://robbed.tumblr.com/post/237654923</link><guid>http://robbed.tumblr.com/post/237654923</guid><pubDate>Sun, 08 Nov 2009 19:31:06 -0800</pubDate><category>kevin durant</category><category>trevor ariza</category></item><item><title>thisiswhyyourefat:

El Niño
Ground beef, sauteed onions, sour...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://1.media.tumblr.com/i2dw5nf19ohmvh83awgqdwnpo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://thisiswhyyourefat.com/post/212954411/el-nino-ground-beef-sauteed-onions-sour-cream"&gt;thisiswhyyourefat&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;El Niño&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Ground beef, sauteed onions, sour cream, lettuce, tomato and cheddar cheese wrapped in a large pepperoni pizza, totaling three pounds.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;(Submitted by Joshua Krezinski, Andrew Chifari, Manny Gardberg, Sarah Morrison)&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://robbed.tumblr.com/post/236259812</link><guid>http://robbed.tumblr.com/post/236259812</guid><pubDate>Sat, 07 Nov 2009 12:48:21 -0800</pubDate></item><item><title>Flight of the Conchords - Rambling Through The Avenues Of...</title><description>&lt;object width="400" height="336"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/Sr_IIKaeGlQ&amp;rel=0&amp;egm=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;fs=1"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/Sr_IIKaeGlQ&amp;rel=0&amp;egm=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Flight of the Conchords - Rambling Through The Avenues Of Time&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;The album version needs the last 10 seconds of Jemaine talking to Brett tacked on to it.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://robbed.tumblr.com/post/234726236</link><guid>http://robbed.tumblr.com/post/234726236</guid><pubDate>Thu, 05 Nov 2009 22:56:28 -0800</pubDate><category>everyday</category><category>imagination</category></item><item><title>Cartman - Poker Face</title><description>&lt;object width="400" height="336"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/OFpFJnkP8J4&amp;rel=0&amp;egm=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;fs=1"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/OFpFJnkP8J4&amp;rel=0&amp;egm=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Cartman - Poker Face&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://robbed.tumblr.com/post/232745379</link><guid>http://robbed.tumblr.com/post/232745379</guid><pubDate>Wed, 04 Nov 2009 01:41:42 -0800</pubDate><category>cartman</category><category>lady gaga</category><category>poker face</category><category>south park</category></item><item><title>List of Mitch Hedberg Jokes</title><description>&lt;a href="http://www.scribd.com/word/full/34419?access_key=g0e36dq7svqix"&gt;List of Mitch Hedberg Jokes&lt;/a&gt;: &lt;p&gt;Is this a form of pirating? I think it might be.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://robbed.tumblr.com/post/230617319</link><guid>http://robbed.tumblr.com/post/230617319</guid><pubDate>Mon, 02 Nov 2009 00:31:30 -0800</pubDate><category>Mitch Hedberg</category><category>jokes</category></item><item><title>Exerpts from Tim Donaghy's book "Blowing the whistle"</title><description>&lt;p&gt;This is a must read for paranoid NBA fans. &lt;a href="http://deadspin.com/5392067/excerpts-from-the-book-the-nba-doesnt-want-you-to-read"&gt;Deadspin has collected excerpts&lt;/a&gt; from the ref that was caught betting on games.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;And for Kings’ fans, here’s the block quote that you don’t want to read:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;The 2002 Western Conference Finals between the Los Angeles Lakers and the Sacramento Kings presents a stunning example of game and series manipulation at its ugliest. As the teams prepared for Game 6 at the Staples Center, Sacramento had a 3–2 lead in the series. The referees assigned to work Game 6 were Dick Bavetta, &lt;b&gt;Bob Delaney&lt;/b&gt;, and &lt;b&gt;Ted Bernhardt&lt;/b&gt;. As soon as the referees for the game were chosen, the rest of us knew immediately that there would be a Game 7. A prolonged series was good for the league, good for the networks, and good for the game. Oh, and one more thing: it was great for the big-market, star-studded Los Angeles Lakers.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;In the pregame meeting prior to Game 6, the league office sent down word that certain calls — calls that would have benefitted the Lakers — were being missed by the referees. This was the type of not-so-subtle information that I and other referees were left to interpret. After receiving the dispatch, Bavetta openly talked about the fact that the league wanted a Game 7.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;“If we give the benefit of the calls to the team that’s down in the series, nobody’s going to complain. The series will be even at three apiece, and then the better team can win Game 7,” Bavetta stated.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;As history shows, Sacramento lost Game 6 in a wild come-from-behind thriller that saw the Lakers repeatedly sent to the foul line by the referees. For other NBA referees watching the game on television, it was a shameful performance by Bavetta’s crew, one of the most poorly officiated games of all time.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://robbed.tumblr.com/post/230411280</link><guid>http://robbed.tumblr.com/post/230411280</guid><pubDate>Sun, 01 Nov 2009 19:47:44 -0800</pubDate><category>basketball</category><category>donaghy</category></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://5.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ks8y6vx3ds1qzpv9to1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://robbed.tumblr.com/post/226311014</link><guid>http://robbed.tumblr.com/post/226311014</guid><pubDate>Wed, 28 Oct 2009 15:52:06 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://15.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ks3dpwfFwm1qzpv9to1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://robbed.tumblr.com/post/223170046</link><guid>http://robbed.tumblr.com/post/223170046</guid><pubDate>Sun, 25 Oct 2009 15:41:55 -0700</pubDate><category>hipsters</category></item><item><title>When I heard Can’t Stop Partying was making the leap from...</title><description>&lt;object width="400" height="336"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/SGWowtGWIYw&amp;rel=0&amp;egm=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;fs=1"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/SGWowtGWIYw&amp;rel=0&amp;egm=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;When I heard Can’t Stop Partying was making the leap from River’s solo album to Weezer’s next album, I didn’t expect much change to the song. I figured Lil Wayne would just spit one of the normal verses. I didn’t expect the song to be teleported in to a techno disco.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;It seems weird. River’s Can’t Stop Partying was fun because it was rap lyrics over an acoustic guitar. This is just weird. It’s like a joke that went too far.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;That said, this song is still awesome.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://robbed.tumblr.com/post/223162584</link><guid>http://robbed.tumblr.com/post/223162584</guid><pubDate>Sun, 25 Oct 2009 15:33:12 -0700</pubDate><category>weezer</category><category>lil wayne</category><category>partying</category></item><item><title>Zimbu, a programming language</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.zimbu.org/"&gt;Zimbu is a programming language&lt;/a&gt; from the inventor of VIM. Zimbu “takes the good ideas of existing languages, drops the bad parts and adds a few brand new ideas”.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;br/&gt;One of the more interesting ideas? Check out this code block&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;MAIN()&lt;br/&gt; IO.write(“Hello, World!\n”)&lt;br/&gt;}&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;br/&gt;You close the block with a curly brace. But you &lt;b&gt;don’t&lt;/b&gt; begin the block with a curly brace. Baffling. This defies every programming law on earth. Ruby sort of does this too with the word “end” but for whatever reason that looks ok. An open curly brace? Yikes.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://robbed.tumblr.com/post/216971906</link><guid>http://robbed.tumblr.com/post/216971906</guid><pubDate>Mon, 19 Oct 2009 00:14:04 -0700</pubDate><category>programming</category><category>zimbu</category></item><item><title>bangthedoldrums:

Heaven in a basket.
</title><description>&lt;img src="http://14.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_krqx1fo8cf1qzf7ulo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://bangthedoldrums.tumblr.com/post/216895913/heaven-in-a-basket"&gt;bangthedoldrums&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;Heaven in a basket.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://robbed.tumblr.com/post/216896868</link><guid>http://robbed.tumblr.com/post/216896868</guid><pubDate>Sun, 18 Oct 2009 22:11:58 -0700</pubDate></item></channel></rss>
